Thursday, July 12, 2007

"Radar Love"

I am convinced that men are equipped with a special radar device. This device alerts them when a female is making an attempt to move on and is no longer thinking about them at least once an hour on the hour. I am thinking that the device provides a statement that only any male ever associated with you in a romantic or even booty call way can hear such as, "Danger, danger, she's moving on and if you don't act quickly you'll miss out." Anyone who has ever been on a date with a guy only to find three voicemails from other men can surely attest to this theory. It is clearly an evolutionary device that has developed over time as people move apart to help men keep options open for planting their seeds. I am not entirely sure of the scientific background for this theory, but I feel certain that it has to do with some unknown signal produced by the female that is not limited by distance because let's face it, at least one of those voicemails was left by a male who wasn't even in the same state at the time.

Case in point, this weekend I decided to move on and keep things strictly professional with PTA (because I am neurotic enough without trying to be friends with someone who I want to jump every time I see him), and I was beginning to open up to the idea of the possibility of The Pilot. Granted we haven't met yet or even talked on the phone, but we seem to have a lot in common (the most important thing being that we are both single). Nevertheless, one afternoon this week PTA decided to give me a call. Just when I thought I could maybe move on and that maybe everything I was feeling was just sexual frustration, he pops back in just long enough to get back in my head! He even went as far to tell me to give him a call sometime when I'm bored! What the hell does that mean?!? Now as many of you know because I am constantly going through my contacts when I am driving, I can be a talker when I am driving long periods by myself. I am very concerned that on Wednesday, I have a long ride back to my house after I spend a few days at the beach. My question is should I actually call him if I get bored driving? Help!!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

NOOOO JUST CALL ME INSTEAD